When the
Commanding Admiral of the task force welcomed the cannibals he said…
“You're
all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and
you can eat any of the rations that the Sailors are eating. So please don't
indulge yourselves by eating a Sailor.”
The
cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the Commanding Admiral returned and said…
You're
all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of
our Chiefs has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?”
The
cannibals all shook their heads no. After the Admiral left, the leader of the
cannibals turned to the others and said…
“Which of
you idiots ate the Chief?”
A hand
raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied…
“You
fool! For four weeks we've been eating Ensigns, Lieutenants, Lieutenant
Commanders, and even one Commander and no one noticed anything, then YOU had to
go and eat a Chief!”
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