"The Sailor's New Mustache"

 Short and baby-faced, Wiggins had trouble being taken seriously in the Navy.  A mustache, he assumed, would fix that, but he was wrong.

 "Wiggins!"

 … Bellowed his Chief after spotting the growth during Quarters for Muster & Inspection ...

 "What's so special about your nose that it's got to be underlined?"

( Fin )