Monday, May 28, 2018

“Jimmy Priestap, A Fallen Hero, What Else Can Be Said”


I’ve been writing these stories for some time now and I figured on Memorial Day I’d better pin something up that’s really worth writing about! Denise Blackburn (Carroll) brought an ol’ shipmate to mind and thought it only fitting that he be included in the memoires of good ol’ shipmates, so here goes!!!

If you look up “clean-cut American Boy” in the dictionary there is surely a picture of Jimmy D. Priestap. When every other dirty rotten scoundrel to include myself was wearing their cracker jacks out debauching the town and causing as much mayhem the mayor of any liberty port might not allow, carousing with women who made Pamela Anderson look like Mother Theresa and shutt’n down all the bars because there wasn’t enough liquor to keep us shipmates adequately supplied, Jimmy was out keeping the piece and doing volunteer work trying to make a good name for the Navy. The kinda thing responsible people do. Yep, he was the poster boy for the Navy’s Core Values, “Honor, Courage & Commitment!”

As a young lad I never understood the concept of good behavior and lived in a world where barbaric, degenerate and contemptible behavior was the norm. I knew the difference between right and wrong but chose to follow my nose and do what felt good at the time. That’s rarely gonna be what’s right! But Jimmy on the other hand was a different breed. While the rest of us scandalous cretins were out boozing and cavorting Jimmy was out getting his uniform pressed for inspection or doing the kind of things mature young men were expected to do. He was the kind of fella that would make any parent proud. The kinda guy you would want your daughter to bring home.

Jimmy was on the Rainier. He was a Damage Controlman and the best one I’d ever met. He always gave 110% in everything he did and was a true believer in whatever cause he chose to defend. He was the best that the best had to offer and anyone you ask will tell you the same. He was our go to guy and could always get you outta trouble when you needed his help. He was a great guy to be around who always had a smile on his face. Mediocrity was not his place and he made sure he gave everything his all.

I heard when he was in High School he was the Captain of his Football team. Sounds about right, he was always one of the best and everyone’s favorite. He was good in all things right as if I hadn't made that point already!

He only broke the rules once that I know of….

One afternoon in the Spring of 1994 Jimmy and I were out in Mission Beach to enjoy an early day off from the Precom Unit at NASCCO Shipyard. It was a busy & sunny day and there wasn’t a damn place to park, legally anyway. So we had to sit and wait for somebody to leave and open a spot. After dilly dallying around for a good while biding our time we were finally in luck. A couple was just getting in their van and pulling out so Jimmy crept up in his big ol’ pickup truck so we could pull right in.

Just as the couple had pulled out some chicken livered bastard pulled right up and took the spot right from under our noses in his little tin can convertible midget. He just happened to squeeze in before we had a chance to haul that big crate of a pickup into the spot. This about blew the lid of ol’ Jimmy’s top. He was so damn livid he was ready to pulverize that rotten lowlife sonuvabitch.

Jimmy rolled down his window and asked the fella, “What gives?”

He says to Jimmy, “To bad so sad, finders keepers loser weepers!”

I never seen Jimmy so fervently enraged. It took me a good five or ten minutes to calm’m down and keep’m from climbing outta the truck and beat’n the living day lights outta that panty waste. So I came up with an ingenious plan. We pulled his truck over at the end of the lot and waited for that insipid sonuvabitch to walk off. Just when the moment was right we pulled the stems outta not one, but all his flaccid little tires. We didn’t hang around to see that fella’s face when he got back, but that would have been priceless. It was enough to know he would’ve had to call a tow to pick his butt up. He-he!!!

But you know Jimmy would’ve never thought of that himself. He was too good a person and it took my devilish ways to talk’m into such nonsense. Oh, the webs we wove!!!

I didn’t get the opportunity to know Jimmy after he left the Rainier. He got out of the Navy and moved on. But he was sorely missed. I heard he went down to New Orleans to help clean the carnage that ensued from Hurricane Katrina. Just a typical day for that fella, always lending a helping hand where ever he could.
I would expect nothing less of him to join the Army so he could serve once again in honor of his countrymen after 9/11. That was in his character. While in Iraq, Sgt.1st Class James Priestap, was shot and killed by a terrorist sniper while working at his checkpoint near Baghdad. They say he wasn't even supposed to be at the checkpoint, but a generator blew out and since Jimmy was in charge of the platoon, he went out instead because he felt responsible for his men, a true leader. They also say that just moments before he was killed he was smiling and giving out candy to the kids in the area.

So I write this Sea Story out to Jimmy Priestap in honor of his service to God, Country, Family and all those who were fortunate to serve with him as well as friends who cherished his presents. Jimmy is a real American Hero and will always live in our hearts.

by Dennis Swing


Friday, May 25, 2018

'The Salute'

A young Ensign was passed by a Seaman, who failed to salute. The Ensign called him back, and said sternly:

"You did not salute me. For this you will immediately salute two hundred times."

At this moment the Captain came up.

"What's all this?"

…he exclaimed, seeing the poor Seaman about to begin. The Ensign explained…

"This ignoramus failed to salute me, and as a punishment, I am making him salute two hundred times."

"Quite right," replied the Captain, smiling. "But do not forget, sir, that upon each occasion you are to salute in return."


Thursday, May 24, 2018

'Drunken Sailor'


The good ol’ Canoe Club can never get rid of that ‘Drunken Sailor’ image! It’s a part of who we are … and the fun that comes along with it!!!



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Even The Chief has to take the LPO out to tie one on every once in a while!!!





Sunday, May 20, 2018

'Advertisement In Uniform'


Advertisement in Uniform was popular, especially during World War II.  From Pennzoil to cigarettes to alcohol sales, the Navy Sailor has been there in the fore front! Enjoy this collection of Pepsi Cola Classics!!!
















Saturday, May 19, 2018

"Typical Enlisted Sailor"




What happens if you confine a “Typical Enlisted Sailor” to quarters with a two-foot diameter ball bearing?  

He will either break it, or get it pregnant!!!


Sunday, May 13, 2018

"Ma Agnew's"


So this Ol’ Salt went into Ma Agnew's whorehouse and said…

"Listen, Ma, I want a girl with gonorrhea."

The madam nodded and sent him upstairs to a room. Then she called one of her favorites for him. The girl came into the room and started to undress when he asked…

"Do you have gonorrhea?"

"Gonorrhea? I should say not!"

… She said.

The old man sent her back. The madam summoned another girl and said…

"Shirley, you go upstairs and tell this old sailor that you have the clap. Okay? Let's do what we have to make him happy."

The girl agreed and went upstairs, and when the old man asked…

"Do you have gonorrhea?"

… She smiled and said…

"Of course I do!"

"Good!"

… He said …

"Let's get it on."

They got into bed and fucked for about ten minutes. When it was over and they lay side by side, Shirley said…

"Listen, you old bastard, I've got a confession to make. I don't really have gonorrhea."

The Ol’ Salt smiled…

"Now you do!"