Friday, June 22, 2018

"Army Navy Fun Parade"


Here is some cover art from the infamous “Army Navy Fun Parade” that started in the late fifties and ran in to the early seventies. Much of the material was from a different era and therefore sometimes has racie and sexist undertones we wouldn't conform to today. The content was a mixture of risqué anecdotes, limericks and other short humorous sexual poetry and cartoons.

It was one of the last honest compendiums of American sexual humor, starting just as the sexual revolution was starting to get underway as it expanded minds and stomped out ancient taboos. It ended when political correctness made all such humor socially unacceptable.

I hope you all enjoy ...

























Saturday, June 16, 2018

"Sailor Jack's Fantasy"



All his life Sailor Jack had a fantasy about sexing up a whore with his big toe. He searched for many years and finally found one who was willing to try this ridiculous sex act. Enjoying himself immensely, he, at last, fulfilled his fantasy.

After a few days, the toe began to swell. It was very painful. His doctor told him after an examination that he had syphilis of the big toe.

"Isn't that unusual?"

Toolard asked.

"Not really," 

... the doctor said ...

"I had a lady in here this morning with athlete's cunt!"


Friday, June 15, 2018

"My Cartoon Doppelganger"


I remember there were several choices in life after graduating high school. I could have worked for the old man, went to the local Community College, or just say the hell with it and join the military. I picked the latter of the three.  I can honestly say that my first six years of indentured servitude were very memorable as much as I thought I hated it! At the time I’d never realized those were some of the best times of my life! Here is a cartoon pic I found that reminded me of a picture I had from those days … I hated the picture as much as I hated being in the ol’ Canoe Club. Boy how times and minds have changed …




I believe we were doing a Pacfire Exercise with CIWS onboard the ol’ Chucky ‘V’ when this picture was taken. I’m surprised I had any brain cells left to even remember such things back in those days … if it weren’t for chasing skirts and drinking to the foam … that was the life of a young sailor in his prime!!!




Friday, June 8, 2018

"Submarine Ops"




“I thought I'd heard every possible description of a submerged operation until a group of teachers toured an attack submarine in San Diego.”

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?

He told me that during a ship’s tour a woman asked a Petty officer what it's like steering a submarine underwater with only sonar for guidance…


"Well, ma'am, if you painted your car's windshield black, then drove down the freeway while listening to your bitchy wife with her head out the moon roof while some midget operates the gas and the brakes for you… I guess it would be pretty close." 

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Sunday, June 3, 2018

"Zombie Sailor"



-Where is a Zombie Sailor’s favorite place to enjoy the seas?

The Dead Sea!!!

-When a Zombie Sailor goes on liberty what kind of drink does he order at the Base Club?!?

A shot of To-Kill-Ya, a Bloody Mary, and a Mind Eraser!!!

-Why was the Zombie Sailor late to Morning Quarters?

He doesn’t wake up until Ate-O’clock!!!

-Why did the Skipper Bust the Zombie Sailor at Captain’s Mast?

Because he had no leg to stand on!!!

-How did the Zombie Sailor know to go to sickbay?

By his Coffin!!!

-How does the Zombie Sailor look in his Dress Uniform?

Like he’s Dressed to Kill!!!

-What do you call a Zombie Sailor’s favorite kind of Navy Ship?

A Blood Vessel!!!

-Why was the Zombie Sailor afraid to cross the ocean?!?

He had lost his Guts!!!

-Why did the Zombie Sailor end up on a carrier?

His love of Scare-planes!!!

-Where do you find a Zombie Sailor with change?

At Headquarters!!!

-And what does it take to be a Zombie Sailor?

Lots of Dead-ication!!!


Saturday, June 2, 2018

“DJs Suspended For Water Joke That Didn't Wash”


From The Kitsap Sun
Chris Barron, Sun Staff — Apr 3rd, 2004

In the end, it was Robin and Maynard who ended up all wet -- with dihydrogen monoxide.

The morning hosts of Seattle radio station 100.7 KQBZ-FM, known as The Buzz, were suspended for one day Friday after an April Fools' Day prank about Bremerton's water supply fell flat.

The radio station suspended Robin Erickson and John Maynard after they played a three-hour joke that said the Navy contaminated the city of Bremerton's water supply with dihydrogen monoxide -- the chemical name for water.

"It was irresponsible, and although it was an April Fools' Day joke, the last thing we wanted to do was cause any harm to any communities or public services," said KQBZ station manager Dave Richards. "It was not meant to harm anyone, and we apologize."

An apology repeatedly ran on the air Friday.

During the prank, Bremerton and Kitsap County officials asked the station to tell its listeners the skit was just a prank, but the hosts didn't do so until just before their show ended at 10 a.m.

Phyllis Mann, director of Kitsap County Emergency Management, said she and her staff spent about five hours Thursday dealing with the issue. Other city and county agencies also received calls from concerned residents.

Mann said she is asking her staff and any other city and county agencies affected by the prank to add up the time spent addressing the prank.

"I want everyone to gather up the amount of time and charges it cost them because I want to know how much this joke cost our community," she said.