All his life Sailor Jack had a fantasy about sexing up a whore with his big toe. He searched for many years and finally found one who was willing to try this ridiculous sex act. Enjoying himself immensely, he at last fulfilled his fantasy.
After a few days, the toe began to swell. It was very painful. His doctor told him after an examination that he had syphilis of the big toe.
"Isn't that unusual?"
... the doctor said ...
"I had a lady in here this morning with athlete's cunt!"