Showing posts with label Poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poems. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

“ Men Of The Ship “

 


Beneath the forge of stormy seas they toil,
Navy sailors, bound by sweat and coil,
Hellish hours, their spirits strained,
In relentless winds, their courage maintained.

Whipcracking tempests, tempers flare,
But steadfast hearts are always there,
Kicks to falter, yet never fall,
Resilience echoes through it all.

And standing tall amidst the fray,
The Navy Chief shows the way—
A steady hand, a guiding light,
To straighten wrongs and set things right.

In discipline’s relentless embrace,
They forge a bond, a sacred place,
Where duty’s fire forever burns,
And honor’s call each soul returns.

 

( Fin )

 

Thursday, July 24, 2025

" The Navy "

 



The Navy

A select group of people …

Who can sleep through the roar of a jet engine …

Inhale a whole meal in thirty seconds …

And shower under a water stream weaker than their will to live.

Yet somehow take an hour to piss before liberty call.

After enlisting …

They’re guaranteed a lifelong nicotine habit …

The instinct to start cleaning whenever they hear footsteps …

And an aggressive distrust of anyone who actually enjoys being in the Navy…

Their day starts when someone else decides it does …

And it ends when they’ve mopped the same patch of nonskid so many times they start seeing their ancestors in it.

Most of their time is spent wondering if drowning would be preferable to another safety brief.

They’ve perfected the art of disappearing when work needs to be done …

Reappearing just in time for chow, and getting away with both.

Because no one actually knows where they belong anyway.

Upon their return …

They’ve morphed into people who instinctively cuss out inanimate objects …

Answer to a six-syllable nickname no one remembers giving them …

And consider, yeah, but did you die, a legitimate medical evaluation.

They sacrifice birthdays, holidays, and every decent relationship they’ve ever had so the rest of the country can live their lives without ever thinking about who keeps them safe.

They disappear for months at a time so some kid back home can argue that nobody actually needs the Navy, while live-streaming from a platform made possible by the satellites they keep running.

They are a unique breed of men and women who can Gerry-rig a reactor with nothing but a butter knife …

Debate for hours over which deployment was worse, knowing the answer is all of them …

And still find time to remind the Marines they’re technically in the Department of the Navy.

So here’s to the Navy …

The only place a 12-hour shift lasts 18 hours.

A quick task takes all day…

And the answer to every problem is …

“Figure it Out!”

May your Chiefs be too busy to notice you …

Your paycheck actually hit your account …

And your next port call not get cancelled for operational requirements.


Monday, July 22, 2024

“ FREE ”

 In light of it being the Month of July and the glorious month of our nation's birthday, here's a poem called 'free' for all of you to enjoy...



        Weary am I of the tumult, sick of the staring crowd,
        Pining for wild sea places where the soul may think aloud.
        Fled is the glamour of cities, dead as the ghost of a dream,
        While I pine anew for the tint of blue on the breast of the
        old Gulf Stream.

       I have had my dance with Folly, nor do I shirk the blame;
       I have sipped the so-called Wine of Life and paid the price
       of  shame;
       But I know that I shall find surcease, the rest my
       spirit craves,
       Where the rainbows play in the flying spray,
       ‘Mid the keen salt kiss of the waves.

       Then it’s ho! for the plunging deck of a bark,
       the hoarse song of the crew,
       With never a thought of those we left or what we are going
       to do;
       Nor heed the old ship’s burning, but break the shackles
       of care
       And at last be free, on the open sea, with the trade wind in
       our hair.

 

 

–    Eugene O’Neill

Saturday, June 8, 2024

" The Drunken Sailor "

 Here’s one for all ye to see. A drunken sailor poem of the life of you and me…




He stood there shouting at the night
At trees and all around
He stood there swaying side to side
A madness man yet proud.

He never lost his footing once
He danced a dance wild mad
I stood there watching for a while
And wondered what thing had
Made him the drunken sailor
Had made him curse the earth
Had made him babble endlessly
How long had he been berthed?

Three years sailing, sailing hard
He had been away
He was just back
Two days ashore
Had made him act this way.

I asked the drunken sailor
Was it grief or loss at sea?
His eyes gazed at me strangely
And looked quite straight through me.

Not grog he said with spitting words
Not grief and, no, not anger
Have side-showed me on solid ground
And made me my own stranger
My sea legs that have gone you see
And though this warm earth's still
I have sway from side to side
It's quite beyond my will
The rolling sea's a bitch you know
More then any lover
You ride and ride and ride it hard
And then, when you recover,
You find the sea now owns your legs
Owns too your salted soul
So, when you are back on dry land
You somehow do not know
How to stop the bucking bitch
How to be becalmed
You stand there screaming at the earth
For it to be aroused.

Without a moving deck, he said
We feel as if we're dead
It's commonplace with sailors
And we become the wrecks.


---

- David Keigh -


Friday, May 10, 2024

" Westpac Widow "

 


The Urban Dictionary defines the Westpac Widow as A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Here’s a little poem I found on the Westpac Widow…

She stands on the pier with tears in her eyes;
His ship sails away while she waves her goodbyes;
She clasps her hands and gives them a wring;
Then tugs at her finger and twists off the ring
She slips in the clutch she wears at her side;
Having glistened her lips, she smacks them wide;
Adjusts her jewels and straightens her smock;
Her eyes now gleaming she turns back the clock
And returns to the bar where she learned how to deal
With young drunken Sailors copping a feel;
She runs to her car and looks in the window,
She looks just fine she’s a Westpac Widow.

 

It’s seven o’clock and time to get ready;
He looks in the mirror and holds his gaze steady;
Now raising the comb he sights down his part,
But stops and smiles, he’s always the star;
He picks up a ruler to measure the gap
Between his front teeth, he’s Italian you know;
He swings into action and dons his gold trinkets,
They flash in the light against his bronze neck;
Dabs on cologne and unbuttons his shirt
He’s ready to go, he’s smooth as a flirt;
One last look at the fine work of his tailor,
And it’s off for the bars, he’s a Westpac Sailor.

 

She’s home all alone, her daddy’s deployed,
Mommy’s gone out, to play with the boys;
It’s nearly bedtime and she looks at the jar
In the kitchen nook, by the breakfast bar;
It’s full of sweets, one hundred eighty inside,
Candy kisses from daddy, one for each night
He’s away overseas, for country and God,
And for family, too, in case he forgot;
While mommy’s away, and daddy’s deployed,
She looks at his picture and hopes that the void
In her heart will somehow bear the distance between,
Her and daddy, she misses her king.

 

 Fin )

Saturday, March 23, 2024

" Another Bawdy Ballad "


Another bawdy ballad from the book of “Bawdy Ballads.” I hope you enjoy…


When I was young and foolish,

I sued to take delight.

Attending balls and dances,

And staying out at night.

 

‘Twas at a ball I met him.

He made me dance.

I knew he was a sailor,

By the buttons on his pants.

 

His shoes were neatly polished,

His hair was neatly combed.

And when the dance was over,

He asked to take me home.

 

As we walked home together,

I heard the people say,

“There goes another girlie

That’s being led astray.”

 

‘Twas on my father’s doorstep,

That I was led astray.

‘Twas in my mother’s bedroom

That I was forced to lay.

 

He laid me down so gently,

He raised my dresses high.

He said, “Now, Maggie, darling,

Take it now or die.

 

“Here’s half a dollar

For the damage I have done.

For soon you will have children,

A daughter or a son.

 

“If it is a daughter,

Take her on your knee,

But if it is a son, then

Sen him out to sea.

 

“I hope next time I see you

That you’ll remember me,

And thank God for the blessing

That I have brought to thee.”




Friday, February 9, 2024

" Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum "

 


Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And Cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a stern light screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.




Monday, January 22, 2024

" Old Man Navy "

 



Parade ground, Cerberus, one dismal, foggy morn,
Weather-beaten face, beneath a battered old hat
This man was “Navy; ” to the sea, surely born,
With swaggering gait, he left no doubt of that.

Three rows o’ ribbons up on his chest,
Telling that he’d been there, to hell and back,
Hammering Hitler, Mussolini, and Tojo’s best
Even giving “Charlie” a serve too, this old Jack.

He was “Old Man Navy” mate, done the time.
Hard as nails, yet a father to us, funny sort o’ mix.
First put to sea in “Perth, ” dark days o’ thirty nine.
Saw him in the “Bat, ”years later, ‘bout seventy six.

“Canberra” and “Vendetta, ” too, countless ships b’tween
World War Two, Korea, Vietnam, almost everywhere.
Wasn’t an ocean he hadn’t fought, sailed or been.
Done the lot, “Old Man Navy, ” more than his share.

Despite being a man who had set so many guns firing
(He’d served in the turrets, earning a QA’s rate.)
He was a Man of few words, almost shy and retiring
And yet, leaving no doubt, he was Navy, mate!

Gunnery badges green with age and brine,
The buttons on his sleeve, hangin’ by a thread,
Head with a permanent fifteen degree incline;
How many young seaman been put to dread?

He told us “Pussers” was our new mum ‘n’ dad,
Focus on what’s ahead, boys, forget what’s behind.
Yet under that gruff exterior, I sensed he had,
A father’s heart, in his own way, gentle and kind.

His hair was once sandy, you could just tell,
With eyebrows, rusty, long and hanging down,
Tangled up in his eyelashes; “Bloody Hell! ;
No one’s this old; ” his nametag reads CPO Brown!

“Flesfader? Father’s name Arnold, ” his gravel voice barks,
“Black hair, red beard, HMAS Perth, nineteen thirty nine? ”
Is this a statement or a question, to meself, I silently asks
Answering in the affirmative, voice more a fearful whine.
“Yy…you knew me Dad? ” me voice gone even more shy.
“Portsmouth, England, son, I was an OD Second Class;
“No lower form of marine growth, ” was his curt reply,
He’d shipped with the Admirals, when they were “small brass! ”

“Whaddya think of yer father, boy? ” he next demanded of me,
Fear and trembling telling self, “better be careful, here! ”
Replying, “Nn..not a bad hand, Chief! ” Twas more of a plea!
“Just as bloody well for you, son, ” said he, allaying my fear.

He looked after me, like a son, from that day forth,
My own “Sea Daddy, ” first of several more to come,
Men who kept many a young blokes’ compass pointing north,
Old Hands, to us, often meaning more than a father or mum.

Chief’s messman one night, Old Navy calls me over,
To meet his mate, who struck fear into me, right away.
Tall and erect, Gunnery Instructor’s stance, ramrod straight.
“What on earth could he have to do with me, what will I say? ”

“Old Man Navy” ‘e opens up and says “Remember our first ship,
The Perth, and Killick of our Mess, old Arnie Flesfader? ”
“Well, his young bloke, here’s just joined us, taken the dip! ”
I swallowed hard, eyes watering, young heart fully astir,

And “Cordite” snaps to the “Ho! ”, making a right old show.
“Gunnery? ” he demands, more of a statement, than question put,
“Nn…no, Sir, Ee…engine Room, ” I says. “Blown it now, ” I know.
“Your father was Gunnery? ” his retort, saying something like “Bloody soot! ”

And it’s true to say that, ever since, I’ve never felt so proud, ”
Recalling them words, still reverberatin’ ‘round in me head,
To think, these blokes counted me one o’ their distinguished crowd;
Yep, “He’s decided to join us, ” that’s what “Old Navy, ”” had said!

Next leave I goes back home, to me childhood berth
And tells me Dad, ‘bout this new Sea Daddy o’ mine;
(Dad’s greatest love, never any doubt, was the Perth,)
“Strewth, Young “Bomber! ”” His face didn’t half shine!

Twenty Fifth Anniversary of his beloved ship’s loss,
On our way home, he broke down and cried, ,
Everyday of his life, he wore Perth’s cross
Never got over “her”, to the day he died.


Someone said he’d married somewhere along the way.
Stayed in for his twenty and one, to pay off and be
With the bride he longed for, every single day.
She died young; so, back to every sailors mistress – the Sea.

H told me he had a daughter he cherished, very dear
And the time came for him to bid us farewell, one day
Can’t recall if it was seventy nine or eighty two, the year.
But he moved up to be with her, at Hervey Bay.

You see, before I joined this “Family of Jack, ”
Dad and I never got along, too many a fight, it’s true;
I was wild, and he’d never cut anyone much slack.
But now, things was different, me in me suit o’ Navy blue!

I had been off the rails a while, headin’ for who knows what?
When, one night, Detective Sergeant Bass, gets me by the elbow-
“Caught in the act, ” ‘e gives me two options; “choose yer lot; ”
“Join up, or straight to jail - no 200 bucks, and no passin’Go! ”

Well, no prizes for guessin’ where I am, that Mondee morn?
Recruiting Office, lots a forms to complete, I passes the test,
Then on the train to Cerberus, a wakey later, havin’ me head shorn,
Marchin’ ‘round and ‘round, rifle drill, lectures and all the rest.

They pushed us to the limits, and then, way beyond,
Not a lot of time or things we could say we owned,
Somehow we got it together, forging a lifelong bond;
Boys becoming sailors - men - minds and bodies finely honed.

Sam Bass, “Old Man Navy” and the “Family of Jack”
Divine intervention, sparing me from a life of crime;
A second chance, setting me on the right track;
The best of mates, sailing the world, what a magic time!

And, the sense of belonging, of family true, has e’er remained,
For that beloved band, those still here, and those now gone.
Family for which a boy’s heart once sought and strained,
Found! Thank God! Memories to last forever, for the passing on!

“Old Many Navy; ” would it be, I’d rather be back, among his breed,
Facing the wildest tempest and storm, and war’s angry hue,
Than the world of much lesser men, corporate dishonesty, and greed.
“Gimme the Boats, Jack, and the company of old mates, tried and true.”


Sunday, December 10, 2023

" Limericks of the High Seas "

 



There once was a sailor named Xavier,

Who cared not for God or his savior:

He walked on the decks,

Displaying his sex,

And locked in the brig for indecent behavior.

 

There once was a sailor named Willy,

Who acted remarkably silly:

At the all-Navy Ball,

Dressed in nothing at all,

He claimed he was downright chilly.

 

There was an over-sexed lady named Whyte,

Who fucked dozens of sailors a night:

A seaman named Ledbetter,

Decided to Wed her,

His chance of survival is slight.

 

There once was a sailor from Racine,

Who bought a fucking machine:

Both concave and convex,

It would fit either sex,

With attachments for those in between.

 

There once was a young maiden named Rose,

With erogenous zones in her toes:

She remained unorgasmic,

Till a foot-fetishistic,

Young sailor became one of her beaus.

 

Skipper’s wife was removing her scanties,

Heard them crackle electrical shanties:

Said her husband, “My dear,

I very much fear,

You suffer from amps in your panties.”

 

There once was a girl from Samoa,

Who said to a sailor named Noah:

“You can kiss me and squeeze me,

But remember to please me,

I’m allergic to spermatozoa.”


 

( Fin )

Friday, November 24, 2023

" GUANTANAMO BAY "

 


At Guantanamo Bay, we're confined to our quarters;

We’re scratching, and swearing, and waiting for orders;

We're watching the harbors; we're counting the wrecks; And we're wondering which we'll be shipping on next.

At Guantanamo Bay — call her Gitmo for short —

Not much of a base, much less of a port.

One look at the docks, and you know that you're seein', The Goddamnedest hole in the whole Caribbean.

So hurrah for Old Gitmo on Cuba's fair shore;

The home of the cockroach, the flea, and the whore. We'll sing her fair praises and pray for the day We'll get the hell out of Guantanamo Bay.

Here you pay twenty cents for a bottle of beer; They call it Hatuey, and it tastes mighty queer. There's an Indian chief on the label to show The Indian sign makes you go, go, £o, go.

Guantanamo City has hundreds of doors,

And each one's jammed up with hundreds of whores. They hang from the windows with stark naked chests ۔‎ And knock out your brains with low-hanging breasts.

Well, the boys in my outfit are workin' a plan. We're savin’ each nickel and dollar we can,

And we'll buy T.N.T. and one sunny day

We'll blow up this Goddamned Guantanamo Bay.


 

Saturday, October 14, 2023

" The Keyhole in the Door "

The romance of the sea is gone, and with it are gone Sea Songs. Never more can the young commander pace his quarter-deck, the canvas bellying out overhead, the “‘ meteor-flag”’ crackling abaft, and bowl his broadsides into the enemy whilst.  Here is a shanty for all of you I know you will all enjoy…

 


We left the parlor early
I think it was scarce nine
When by the chance of fortune
Her room was next to mine
Resolved like bold Columbus
New regions for to explore
I took a strange position
By the keyhole in the door.

In bending down in silence
And resting on my knee
Most patiently I waited
To see what I could see
She first took off her collar
It rolled upon the floor
And I watched her stoop to get it
Through the keyhole in the door
Sweet Jenny then proceeded
In taking off her dress
And most of her under garments
Some fifty more or less
But to speak the truth sincerely
I think there was a score
But I could not count exactly
Through the keyhole in the door

She then unloosed her tresses
Her waving chestnut hair
Which fell in streaming torrents
All down her shoulders bare
Then quickly she rebound them
More firmly than before
While I watched this witching process
Through the keyhole in the door

Then down upon the carpet
She sat with graceful ease
And raised her spotless linen
Above her snowy knees
Two dainty sky-blue garters
On either leg she wore
And they made a charming picture
Through the keyhole in the door

She then approached the fire
Her dainty limbs to warm
And nothing but her shimmey
Concealed her lovely form
Thinks I take off that shimmey
I ask for nothing more
Ye gods I saw her do it
Through the keyhole in the door

And then with nimble fingers she
Donned her snow white gown
And on her bed sweet Jenny
Prepared to lie her down
Thinks I a bed so ample
Might hold at least one more,
But I did not dare to say it
Through the keyhole in the door.

Then down upon the pillow
She laid her lovely head.
The light she then extinguished
And darkness veiled the bed.
No use in waiting longer
I knew the show was o'er
So my post I then abandoned
By the keyhole in the door.

So come ye men of science
Why strain your eager eyes
A-gazing at the planets
That alumernates (sic) the skies?
For there are greater wonders
That you know of in your lore
For a telescope is nothing
To a keyhole in the door.

 


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 (Fin  )

Sunday, September 10, 2023

“ Submarine Song “

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Sunday, August 20, 2023

" The Female Cabin Boy "

 



There was a pretty female, as you should understand, Who wanted to go roving into some foreign land. Disguised in sailor's clothing she boldly did appear, Engaging with the captain to serve him for one year.

Engaging with the captain his cabin boy-to-be.

When the wind began to favor, they quickly put to sea.

The captain had his wife aboard; It was she who would enjoy Having this willing servant, the pretty cabin boy.

Oh, nimble was this pretty girl; she did her duties well—

The first mate’s wish, the bosun’s charge—whatever her be fell. But as for the captain, in time, to his annoy,

Began to swell the waist of Nell, the female cabin boy.

One night, the crew of sailors were awakened by a shout.

They bundled from their hammocks and wildly stared about.

“Oh, doctor, oh, doctor,”

the cabin boy did cry,

“I think you’ll birth a baby, or else you’ll surely die.”

The doctor ran with all his might, a smiling at this fun,

To think a sailor lad could have a daughter or a son.

And when the sailors gathered round, they shook their heads and stared;

The child belonged to none of them, they solemnly declared.

Said the lady to the captain, said she, “I wish you joy, "T was either you or I, then, seduced the cabin boy.”



( Fin )

Sunday, July 23, 2023

" More Joyous Limericks "

 

There once was a handsome young seaman

Who with ladies was a real demon.

In peace or in war,

At sea or on shore,

He certainly dished out the semen.

 

There once was a girl from Decatur

Who went out to sea on a freighter.

She was screwed by the master…

An utter disaster …

But the crew all made up for it later.

 


 A cute little lass named O’Dare,

Sailed on a ship to Kenmare.

But the cute little honey,

Left home her money,

So she laid the whole crew for her fare.

 

 

There was a young lady at sea,

Who said ‘God how it hurts when I pee.’

‘I see’ said the mate,

That accounts for the state,

Of the Captain, the Boatswain, and me!

 

 There once was a sailor named Lee,

Who rescued a gal in the sea …

She asked how to pay,

He said just one way …

Go down for the third time on me!

 


There once was a sailor named Jed,

Who took a mermaid to bed …

He said to be blunt,

I can’t find your cunt,

So give me a blowjob instead!

 

There once was a sailor named Ted,

Who went to his skipper and said …

“Since dating your daughter …

It hurts to pass water …

I’ve bent all the pipes in the head!”



( Fin )

Monday, June 19, 2023

"She's A Whore"

 



A daughter of a farming man, a lass with raven locks
I met her at the Cock & Bulls, a tavern by the docks
Although we courted but a week, my love for her persisted
For when with her, we swived in ways I never knew existed!

Chorus:
She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore

Her bosoms were named Mary, for they were pure and white
Her muff was named Elizabeth, 'cause it was nice and tight
Her nips were named Daisy and Rose, for they're like flowering buds
But her ass was named the River Thames, 'cause it is full of mud!

Chorus

Well, soon after we parted ways, I saw her with me friend
They courted but a week or two, but that came to an end
She then did hop from bed to bed, but what made me so mad
'Twas after several months had passed I saw her with me dad!

Chorus

One day, while at the tavern here, I heard unhappy news
This country lass had died of clap - oh, what a jewel to lose
'Tis not as sad as one may think, as I soon realized
For all those saints now pass her 'round that big bed in the sky!

Chorus

THAT WHORE!




( Fin )