The new Ensign checks onboard and is heading to meet with his Division at morning Quarters. A young sailor passes by and doesn’t bother to salute…
“Hey Chief, who was that guy?”
“Oh, He’s an Asshole Sir.”
“I know that. What’s his name?”
“That’s his name Sir. Asshole, Seaman Asshole.”
“And that guy over there?”
“That’s Gunnersmate Phillips First Class Asshole.”
“How many Assholes doe we have on this ship anyhow?”
… The whole Division yells out …
“ Yo Ho !!! “
“I knew it. I’m surrounded by Assholes!”
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