Saturday, February 2, 2013

Funny Condom Slogans


Cover your stump before you hump.

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

Don’t be silly, protect your willy.

Don't be a prick, Cover your dick

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Cover your skin, Before you break her in.

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.

You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Wrap it before you Tap it

Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

Bag it before you tag it!

If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

A crank with armor, will never harm her

If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Don't surprise her plug your Geyser

Cover that lumber before you pump her

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle

Cage that snake then shake and bake

Cover your peter it will be much neater
Put on the sling before you get some bling!


  1. cover yer hog before you enter the bog

    wrap yer cock when entering dry dock

  2. Nice poem! I guess my brother can relate well to this. He’s in the navy!

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