A Drunken Sailor was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter!
A cop pulled up and says…
"I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk!"
So the drunken Sailor asks…
"Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure!"
…said the copper…
"Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the Sailor says…
"Thank goodness… I thought I was crippled!"
Been there , Done that.....
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