An unsatisfied sailor walked into the Career Counselor's Office to look into changing rates. He marched straight up to NCC and said...
"Hey Chief... You know I just HATE my job and I'd really rather have a job that's more appealing and suitable to my needs!"
So the Chief says...
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from the Admiral who needs a personal driver to drive him around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL and because of the long hours and long trips abroad you will be paid full perdiem for thirty days a month, twelve months a year! You'll be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas trips and as part of your assignment you will have to satisfy her sexual urges as his daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive! A two bedreeom apartment will be furnished to you next to the Admiral's Quarters with a plasma TV, Cable, Internet, and a personal servant as well!"
The young sailor just wide-eyed and flabbergasted says...
"You're bullshittin' me!"
The Chief looks at him square in the eye and says...
"Yeah, well you started it."
That's a good one!
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