When I was a young Crackerjack on Westpac some of my shipmates would go with the Navy Chaplain into the village to do God’s work! One old coot told me how one day some of our shipmates came back to base in Subic after a few days in a nearby provincial town. The sailors headed straight to the Chaplain and said…
"Hey Chaps, you would have been proud of us, we did a very good and Christian thing!"
“What was that?”
…asked the Chaplain.
"We tore down a damn brothel!"
The Chaplain raised a suspicious eyebrow as he knew these swabbies well and was surprised!
"You did that did you?"
… asked the Chaplain!
"Yes Sir… Nobody should be allowed to charge prices like they did and get away with it!"