"Another Little Navy Ditty I Picked Up"

The coffee in the Navy,

They say is mighty fine,

It's good for cuts and bruises

And tastes like iodine.

I don't want no more of navy life,

Gee, ma, I want to go

But they won't let me go

Gee, ma, I want to go home

The biscuits in the navy,

They say are mighty fine,

One fell off a table 

And killed a pal of mine.

I don't want no more of navy life,

Gee, ma, I want to go home.

The clothes that they give us,

They say are mighty fine, 

Me and my best buddy, 

Can both fit into mine. 

I don't want no more of navy life,

Gee, ma, I want to go home.

They treat us all like monkeys

And make us stand in line,

I don't want no more of navy life,

Gee, ma, I want to go home.