"Tiger Cruise"

An elderly lady was standing at the railing during her grandson’s Tiger Cruise on board a Navy ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. One of the ship’s officers approached her and said…

"Pardon me, ma’am, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But ma’am, you must know that you are not wearing any panties, and your privates are exposed!"

… said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the officer and replied…

"Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"