"Religion"

A sailor notices a nun leaving his ship shortly after liberty call was announced. Both walk towards a nearby bus stop and wait. The sailor can't seem to stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,

"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers,

"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that, but first there are some conditions: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The sailor is very excited and says,

"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK, let’s walk into that alley so no one will see us."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. Soon they return as the bus approached. Seeing the sailor with tears run down his face she asks,

"My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says,

"That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party.”