Maritime
Imperial Unit Puns
You can’t
even fathom how many there are
What do
you get when you put 100 sailors in 1 room?
A lot of
seamen
How does
a sailor get his mast up?
He uses a
wench!
What lies
at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous
wreck!
Why is it
so easy for girls in the navy to get pregnant?
Because
there's so many seamen.
How does
a sailor tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop your
sails and prepare t' be boarded!
Why can’t
the sailors play cards?
They were
standing on the deck
The
greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship...
It is
truly without pier.
Why are
electricians terrible sailors?
They are
always running aground.
What kind
of oranges do sailors eat to fight off scurvy?
Navel
oranges
Shouldn't
opera singers be good sailors?
Since
they're good at high C's.
Why can't
you send sailors through the mail?
You try
explaining to the postman why you have a load of seamen for him.
What is
seamen's favorite animal?
A
swallow.
What does
your mum and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They’ve
both swallowed a lot of seamen
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