Wednesday, June 9, 2021

"A Woman for Every Season"

 



After months at sea, a sailor ran into the first whore house he could find. The madam said…

“Well, with the fleet in, all of my girls are busy, but I can take care of you.”

The sailor being ever so desperate said…

“In my condition, you will do.”

So later in the sack, the madam got enthused and said…

“I may have winter in my hair, but I’ve got summer in my heart.”

The sailor replied…

“Yes, and if you don’t get a little spring in your fanny, we’re gonna be here til’ fall!”


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