" Super Sailor "

 

A Sailor walks into a bar on top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out! Five minutes later, the same Sailor walks into the bar again, orders another beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he reappears and repeats the whole thing. This time when the sailor reappears, a fella walks up and asks him…

“How in the hell are you doing that?”

The Sailor responds…

“It’s really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk.”

“Wow!” … Says the curious fella! “I’ve gotta try that!”

So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, and jumps out to his impending doom…

The bartender looks over at the Sailor and says…

“Superman, what’s up with the Sailor outfit … and why are you such an asshole when you're drunk?!?”