Barnacle
Bill the Sailor came home after two years at sea and a few months later, his
wife had a baby! When he questioned her
about it, she said…
“Bill how
long have you been screw’n me since you got home?”
He
answered…
“About
four and a half months I recon.”
She
continued…
“And
every time you did it to me, ain’t I did it to you too?”
He said…
“Near as
I can remember.”
She said…
“Well,
then. Four and a half months for you and four and a half months for me, makes
nine months, and that’s how much screw’n it takes to have a kid. Didn’t they
teach you no math in that there Navy?”
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