"How Did You Know I Was An Officer"

 

The Lieutenant had been out of the Navy for just over a year when he walked into a ‘Men’s Warehouse’ to buy a suit. The clerk asked…

“What can I do for you, Lieutenant.”

The former officer stared at him in amazement.

“How did you know I was an officer?”

“Well, you’re old enough to be a Lieutenant…”

“Yes, but that doesn’t explain how you knew I was an officer.”

“You won’t get mad if I tell you?”

… the Lieutenant shook his head …

"When someone walks in who looks like the devil and acts like the ‘Almighty’ … he or she’s an officer.