"Even More Sailor'n Limericks"

 

The bunch from last month made waves, so I found a few more for your pleasure. I hope you like these little gems that I worked hard to put together. I hope they’re not too salty for your liking…

 

“The cabin boy,

The cabin boy,

The dirty little nipper.

Put broken glass,

Within his ass

And circumcised the skipper”

 

There was a young lady of Crewe,

Whose cunt was so straight and so true.

That the Navy, when fighting,

Could use it for sighting,

And at full range could sink a canoe.

 

There was a young lady named Miller,

Not a man in the Navy could fill’er.

She was tied to the stern,

When the wheel took a turn,

And was near fucked to death by a typhoon.

 

 

At the corner of Sutter and Taylor,

Lay a girl being fucked by a sailor.

From the crowd came loud cheers,

Except for two Queers,

As they watched his great instrument nail her.

 

 In the Army and Navy the toast is,

To the talented USO hostess.

Who was diddled by scores,

Whoe could not afford whores.

Of hostesses she was the mostest!

 

A great surgical genius named Taylor,

Grafted tits on the back of a sailor,

If his ass had held out,

There is hardly a doubt,

That the cash would have filled up a whaler.

 

 Each Friday his engines abort,

But Scotty is never caught short.

He fills his machines

With Space-Navy beans,

And farts his ship back into port.

 

There was a Greek sailor form Thalia,

Who knew several ways to regale ya,

His principal trump,

Was his cute little rump,

Just behind his huge genitalia.

 

 Meat-rationing did not terrify Miss Davey,

She got married to a sailor in the Navy,

For she knew between his legs,

He had ham and he had eggs,

A big wienie, and oodles of white gravy.

 

A Sailor who’d been ashore drinking,

Dreamed he’d slipped overboard and was sinking.

Indeed he was sunk,

And he smelled like a skunk,

AS he lay in the urinal stinking.

 

I lost my arm in the Army,

I lost my leg in the Navy.

I lost my balls,

Over Niagara Falls,

And I lost my cock in a lady.

 

 There was a young girl from Knox,

Who had no experience with cocks.

She dated a sailor,

Who started to tail her,

And left her to nurse a sore box.

 

A horny young sailor named Clark,

Once picked up a slut in the park.

She was ugly and crude,

And a horror when nude,

But was good for a fuck in the dark.

A sailor who slept in the sun

Woke to find his fly-buttons undone.

He remarked with a smile,

“Jesus Christ, a sundial!”

And it’s now a quarter past one.

 

There was a young sailor named Peck,

Who kept his brute passions in check.

By thinking of bloomers,

Testicular tumors,

And beating his meat below deck.

There once was a sailor named Schlitz,

Who landed on an island of tits.

When the nipples would function,

Without any compunction,

He’d avidly gum them to bits.

 We have a yen, we sailor men,

For cunt juice plain and nasty.

And look at him, instead of quim,

He counsels pederasty!

 

But those sailor men, with the horny yen,

Their heat was not diminished

Till they stubbed their cocks upon the rocks,

And their dreams of tail were finished.

( Fin )