"Dependents"

 

While filling out a Tricare questionnaire at the Naval Hospital, a young Seaman who was recently married marked “NO” for dependents on the paperwork. The Corpsman asked him…

 

“Why did you mark “NO” for dependents? You’re married aren’t you?”

 

“Well Yes …”

 

… Replied the young Seaman …

 

“Then why did you mark “NO?”

 

“Well, because she ain’t dependable…”