" Ship's Tour "

 

During tours onboard a Navy ship, a young voluptuous lady realized she couldn’t climb up the ladder well as her skirt was too tight. She reached behind to relieve pressure on her zipper but it didn’t seem to make a difference. So she reached behind a second time to pull the zipper down even further. All of a sudden a huge sailor lifts her from her behind all the way up to the top ladder well…

“How dare you!”

… she protested …

“Hold on a minute. Once you unzipped my fly for the second time, I reckoned we were good friends!”