" A Young Sailor "

 

A young sailor and a few of his shipmates were at a bar when a pretty woman in her mid-50s sent over a drink and introduced herself. Having never been hit on by a cougar before, the young sailor was happy to let her buy him a few more drinks. Throughout the evening the woman made it clear that she wanted him to go home with her.

At first, the man was reluctant, but his shipmates encouraged him. In a final attempt, the woman offered him some mother-daughter action if he would join her. Excited, he accompanied her home, and they soon began to kiss passionately on the couch. Looking around for the daughter and not seeing anyone, the young sailor asked …

 

“Aren’t you forgetting someone?”

The woman apologized, walked over to the bottom of the stairs, and yelled up ...

 

“Hey, Mom, I’ve got one!”