The Lieutenant’s
Wife asked her husband …
“Every
time you get underway, the Skipper gives his wife a big kiss and hug. Why don’t
you do the same?”
“I’m
afraid the Skipper wouldn’t like it.”
Seaman
Sam to Seaman Jones …
“You said
before you married Anne you had something to get off your chest. What is it?”
“A
tattooed heart with the name Peggy on it.”
Petty
Officer Becker to the new booters on board…
“Don’t
worry so much about mess cranking. When I was a non-designated seaman, I spent
so much time in the galley that I won the ‘Silver Lettuce’ award with a tomato
cluster.”
What did
the Mess Crank say to the Mess Cook?
“Boy,
this soup tastes much better in the galley than it does out on the mess.”
“That’s
not a soup you’re eating, that’s dishwater.”
Some fanciful descriptions
of euphemistic overkill describing the instruments of love sailors use while on
leave & liberty …
-
Dancing with
the one-eyed sailor
-
Fastening
the chin strap on the helmet of love
-
Unleashing
the alabaster yak
- Playing the single-string air guitar.
(
Fin )
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