" Stranded "

 

The female crewmember was the only woman shipwrecked on a deserted island with several of her male shipmates. She was so cheerful and pleasant, and kept the crew’s spirits so high through the six months they were stranded on the island that the crew, when they were rescued, bought her an expensive Cashmere sweater. When the female sailor arrived home she was telling a friend about the sweater…

“Crewneck?”

… asked the friend of the sweater …

“They certainly did. That’s how I kept them so cheerful!”