Thursday, January 12, 2012

‘Two Sailors And A Life Boat’

When their ship sank two Sailors, a Seaman and a Chief, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the Seaman stumbled across an old lamp.  He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the Seaman blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Budweiser!!!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. The Chief looked disgustedly at the Seaman whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment the Chief said, "Nice going Dipshit! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

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