'KNOTS'

An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docksonce more for old time's sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her upto a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needingsome reassurance, asks "How am I doing Darlin?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three
knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"


She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
getting your money back."