After a long night of making love with a local liberty bunny, a Sailor notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?"
… he nervously asks.
… she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?"
… he continues.
"No, not at all,"
…she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?"
… he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!"
… she answers.
"Well, who is he, then?"
… he demands .
"That's me before the surgery."