Tuesday, May 29, 2012

'After The Surgery'

After a long night of making love with a local liberty bunny, a Sailor notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?"

… he nervously asks.

"No, silly,"

… she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?"

… he continues.

"No, not at all,"

…she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?"

… he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!"
… she answers.

"Well, who is he, then?"

… he demands .

"That's me before the surgery."

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