A ‘Sailor’ ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked…
"Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Shore Patrol ran up and asked…
"Sister, have you seen a young Sailor around here?"
To which the nun replied…
"He went that way."
After the Shore Patrol ran off, the Sailor crawled out from under her habit and said…
"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go on deployment to Iraq!"
To which the nun replied…
"I understand completely."
The Sailor added…
"I hope I'm not rude, but you have a hairy pair of legs!"
As the nun retorted…
"If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go on deployment to Iraq either."
That was hilarious!!
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