Saturday, July 11, 2015

‘Captain Bligh Goes to the Psychiatrist’

As a result of a near mutiny the overbearing and arrogant captain was forced to see a psychiatrist by order of the commodore.

As soon as the captain became comfortable on the couch, the psychiatrist began the session by asking the captain…

"Why don't you start at the beginning?"

The captain sad looks at him and says…


"Okay… In the beginning I created heaven and the earth..."



  1. No, that was Command Master Chief. Dang Captains always trying to steal credit. They're just lucky the CMC lets them play at running the ship.