Monday, February 15, 2016

'A Nurse With Patience'

During World War II as a sign of the times and the fact it helped boost the morale of most servicemen… almost all of the nurses were female!

A young Seaman was lying in bed at the Naval Hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure! The young nurse appeared to give him a partial sponge bath!!


…she heard him mumble in a garbled tone from behind the mask…

"Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies…

"Well, I don't know, Sir… I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!"

He struggles to ask again…

"Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers! She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other!! Then, she takes a close look and says…

"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The young Seaman pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly…

"Bless your Heart and Thank you so very much as that was wonderful, but listen very, very closely... Are -- m y -- t e s t -- r e s u l t s -- b a c k?”

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