“One Thousand Dollars To Any Man Who Can Make Love
To One Of Our Girls Ten Times in Succession!”
… Read the
sign on the wall of the brothel! A
sailor who had just returned from ten months at sea decided to accept such a
challenge!! Picking himself a particularly appetizing, pleasantly plump
brunette as a partner, he started strong but began to falter after the seventh
performance!!!
When the
somewhat sated seaman asked the girl what the count was, she said…
“That’s Five times Mr. Sailor Boy!”
Realizing
the girl was lying to keep him from winning the wager he became furious and
refused to continue until he was given an honest count! At that point the house
madam entered to investigate the shouts of the outrage!! She managed to soothe
the young sailor by agreeing that he must be satisfied with the scoring!!!
“There is only one way to settle this dear! We’ll
simply start the count over from the beginning!”
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