Sailor Jack’s
been away on deployment for nearly a year! Walking up his street, he kicks in the
front door, flings his seabag on the floor, grabs his wife and bangs her “knee
trembler style” up against the kitchen door, when he's finished he changes and
goes down the pub. He sees his mate who asks …
"Good
trip?"
"Yeah!"
… He replies.
His mate asks …
"Thought
you'd be out with the misses tonight, first night home, where is she?"
"Trying
to get the kitchen door knob out of her arse!"
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