" AWOL "

 

No matter how much he begged, a sailor was unable to get more than a two-hour pass to see his wife. The Officer of the Watch wasn't thrilled when the young man returned six hours later.

"You've been AWOL for four hours. Explain yourself!"

The sailor said…

"Well, when I got home, my wife was in the bathtub, and it took four hours for my uniform to dry."

( Fin )