" Sailor Drunk "

 

A drunk Sailor just came aboard from a hard night of liberty.  Soon after coming aboard, he discovered he had to take a piss in the worst kind of way…

He ran across a shipmate and politely asked him where the closest head was. He was told to go down the passageway and turn left, open the hatch, go down three steps and he’d find the shitters.

The drunken Sailor thanked his shipmate and started down the passageway. But instead of turning left he turned right, and fell 25 feet over the edge and down into the drink. He looked around, pulled out his pecker and rumbled …

“Fuck those other two steps. I’m pissin’ right here.”