" A Great Opportunity "

 

After graduation from boot camp, a young sailor was looking forward to a nice relaxing train ride home. Shortly after the train left the station, a very old woman escorted by her young very pretty daughter was also looking for a seat and asked if they might share the booth with him, which of course he agreed.

After a short time, the sailor spotted his boot camp drill instructor coming down the aisle also looking for a seat. After recognizing the sailor, the drill instructor just helped himself to the seat next to the sailor anxious to meet the pretty young girl. After a long while riding in silence, the train entered a very dark long tunnel. Shortly a loud kiss was heard followed by an obvious painful slap.

After the train exited the dark tunnel, the young daughter was very mortified thinking one of the servicemen chose to sneak a kiss from her old ugly mother instead of her. The mother was enjoying knowing one of the servicemen took the opportunity to steal a kiss from her pretty young daughter.

The young sailor was enjoying seeing the drill instructor's face red while thinking: "What a great opportunity that was, kiss my own arm and slap the hell of my drill instructor and get away with it!"