A sailor fell asleep at the beach. He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest medical facility, which happened to be the Naval Clinic on base…
His skin had turned red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The lead on the medical staff at the naval clinic that night was a Chief Corpsman. The chief checked him out and then prescribed continued intravenous feedinhgs of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra!!!
Rather astounded, the 3rd Class Corpsman who was with the Chief inquired,
“What good will Viagra do him in that condition?”
The Chief replied,
“It’ll keep the sheet off his legs.”