Thursday, March 21, 2013

A Crusty Ol’ Chief walks into a bar...

A Crusty Ol’ Chief walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who sits down and begins to play.
"Where'd you get that?"
…bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish!"
The ol’ Chief replies!
Chief agrees to let the bartender try it, and pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket. Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.

 "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'!"

...says bartender.

"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?"

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