Tuesday, January 13, 2015

'A Good Shave'

An old retired Boatswain walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old Boatswain…

“Put this inside your cheek and it’ll spread out the skin so I can give you the shave of your life!”

 When he's finished, the old Boatswain says…

“That’s the cleanest shave I’ve had in years! But what would’ve happened if I had swallored that there little ball?”

The barber replied…

“Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does!”