An old retired Boatswain walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old Boatswain…
“Put this inside your cheek and it’ll spread out the skin so I can give you the shave of your life!”
When he's finished, the old Boatswain says…
“That’s the cleanest shave I’ve had in years! But what would’ve happened if I had swallored that there little ball?”
The barber replied…
“Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does!”
Was he a cowboy or a boatswain?
ReplyDeletenavigators balls?????
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