‘How’d You Sleep’

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

He searched everywhere to no avail…

Finally he reached the last hotel at the end of the town…

"You've got to have a room somewhere!"

… he pleaded…

"Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant… an Air Force guy!"

… admitted the manager…

"And he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem!"

… the tired Navy man assured him…

"I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?"

… asked the manager…

"Never better."

The manager was impressed.

"No problem with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time"

… said the Navy guy…

"How'd you manage that?"

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,"

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me!"