Friday, December 9, 2016

'Squids & Jarheads'




An LHD was out conducting maneuvers with the Marines! On shift one night, a Marine asked a young Petty Officer where he was from...

"I'm originally from Central America!"

… said the Petty Officer …

"Oh, yeah?”

asked the Marine …

“Where abouts… Kansas?"


5 comments:

  1. At least the Marine had no preconceived notions, it was a simpler age.

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  2. Question - What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

    Answer - A platoon.

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  3. Question - Why does the Navy put Marines on ships?

    Answer - Because sheep would be too obvious.

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