A Sailor was in Japan on a 72 Hour liberty pass in the ‘Honch’ when he hired a local hooker and they were going at it all night!
She kept screaming… “Fujifoo! Fugifoo!” … which the young sailor had only assumed to mean something pleasurable!
The next day he was out playing golf with a group of his Japanese counterparts off the base when he got a hole-in-one! Wanting to impress the Japanese Sailors, he yelled out…
The Japanese Sailors looked at him oddly and asked…
“What do you mean wrong hole?”