Sunday, June 4, 2017

Wine vs. Water

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one gallon of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one pound of E coli bacteria found in feces; in other words, we are consuming one pound of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

And that my friends is why sailors drank so much Grog back in the day! With that being said…

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.


  1. Thus endeth the evening Lesson. Praise be to Neptune!

    - Preacher

  2. Wine is for all the Britney Spears wannabees...those nasty little whores in every major American city who just want some dick head to pull their hair while he does doggy on them. Real men drink serious 140 proof Burton that costs 150 bucks a pop.Vodka, beer, and rum are nasty...ok if you can get Bacardi 151 then it's worth drinking!!!'s worthless and nasty...