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The boyfriend of a gal I knew working at the Navy Exchange was on IA Duty in Iraq.  Naturally she couldn’t wait for him to come home.  So I asked …

“How’s he doing over there?”

“He emailed me last night.”

… she said …

“It’s quiet where he is.”

Knowing that didn’t make it any better he was away I asked …

“What outfit is he serving in?”

“Oh, Desert Camouflage!”