Saturday, September 14, 2019

"Marrying A Sailor"



I told my wife the most convincing lines to get her to marry me as a sailor man …

 The closets could all be hers since I wear the same kind of uniform at work every day…

• She could have as many babies as she wants because giving birth in the military is free …

• And I would never get on her nerves, because I would always be gone at sea!!!



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