"Wife Wants to go to Hawaii"

My wife says she wants to go to Hawaii.

I told her I’d been there dozens of times in the Navy.

I told her that’s where the term “Hip-Hip-Hooray” comes from!

“How is that?” … she asked.

“When the Hula Dancers would shake their hips, the sailors would yell … Hip-Hip-Hooray!”

“Oh Yeah? Which island?”

“Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!”

“That’s not funny. I find you disgusting!”

“Well just as long as you found me…”