To those
of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, I went to medical
onboard ship once and told the Dick Doc he either had a lot of Guts or a lot of
Balls to be a Pecker Checker. This is what the Doc had to say …
You know
there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. Having Guts is arriving
home late, after a night out with your shipmates being met by your wife with a
broom and having the Guts to ask …
“Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Having
Balls is coming home late after a night out with your shipmates, smelling of
perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the
ass while having the “Balls” to say ...
“You’re
next, chubby!”
Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both can result in death …
haha
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