Friday, December 20, 2019

"Twelfth Day in Subic Christmas"


From our very own Owyn “Preacher” Bradford … Merry Hanukkah Quanzanian Christmas you Heathen Scallywags … and may King Neptune himself grant you a Great New Year!!! 



On the twelfth day of Subic sea daddy gave to me …


Twelve boots a-puking

Eleven bankas begging

Ten monkeys grilling

Nine wallets snatching

Eight Mojos pouring

Seven plates of lumpia

Six Magoos icing

Fiiiiive botterply nipes

Four barfines paying

Three pandesals

Two muddy streets

And a long line down in sick bay!






5 comments:

  1. Need to put a trip across shit river in there someplace.

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  2. Laughing my ass off! Sure brings back memories of mine from the early eighties.

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  3. Olongapo is gone. Time marches and Po City is in the R/V mirror but the memories linger.

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  4. MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO...PO TOWN

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