"Simulated Liberty"

A Boot Sailor came aboard his new ship. He asked one of the older sailors …

“Where’s the booze … where are the women … This isn’t what I was expecting being a Navy Sailor!

The older Sailor says …

We have simulated liberty!”

“What’s that?”

 The young Boot Sailor asked.

“We stand on deck, throw all our money over board, hit our head on the bulk head on the way down to berthing, whip out our Johnson, bang it a few times, then go to sleep. Wake up sore head, sore Johnson, and no money!

… And that’s how we simulate “Liberty” …